Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?
Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.
Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.
What's the meaning of 'poverty is not a certain situation'?
It's the common situation.
What animals on earth can not swim?
Your wife and your mother.
What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?
Mother, what am I to you?
What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?
Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.
Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?
Because it would be weird to take off your pants.
How should I respond to 'You can you up'?
So I need to lay an egg to criticize an egg's flavor?
By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?
How can I subtly suggest that I've been compromised?
Let me say this impartially...
Why do you have pimples?
Because I'm just bubble-bubbly cute.
Does it work to close the window when it's thundering outside?
No, it won't. I've tried.
It was still thundering outside after I closed the window.
What extremly-small-probability event have you witnessed?
Done a cloze test of 20 questions
with 0 answer right.
What does a girl mean when she return your book but with a facial tissue in it?
This means you are paying extra attention to her.
To which country can I do a budget travel with 2,000 RMB?
all the ancient countries that used to be China.
I wanna keep a parrot as pet. What would be cool to teach it to say?
They've turned me into a parrot!
What is the boundry between 'clumsy' and 'stupid'?
Why do women give out sweet scent but men don't?
The makeup is fermenting.
What would be manly for a man to say in front of a girl?
How does it feel to love somebody insanely?
Two people who are on no aspect attractive worry about each other being stolen by someone else.
Is there any compliment that makes you awkward?
We really cannot judge a book by its cover, can we?
Why are you shopping all by yourself?
I fear it would scare you to death if I were shopping all by no one.
How does it feel to be single for more than 2 years?
I've been single for 22 years.
Which 2 years are you suggesting?
How do you call the outside layer of Earth?
Xiang Piao Piao milk tea.
Back in the ancient times, a face like mine can hold a whole brothel.
You mean you look like a pillar?
I'm glad to be at your service.
You'll find out you got glad too fast.
Once in the northern sea, there was a fish and people called it Kun.
And people ate it.
Mom, can I watch the television?
Of course you can, as long as it's turned off.
You need to understand why they set this question in the first place.
They want me dead.
You know what? You eventually become someone you loathe.
Thanks, I loathe people who are rich.
Gonna be traveling in Beijing during the National Day vacation. Any suggestion?
I'll come back for you when I get slim.
You can level with me if you don't want to see me.
Who is the greatest fictional character in history?
Someone else's child.
Look at other girls' boyfriends. They eat their grilfriends' leftover.
Sounds as if you ever left any over.
Why do people always show off their relationships at noon?
Because sooner or later karma will come to them.
Please use one word to describe your boyfriend.
How do I successfully reject someone who is pursuing me?
Remove your makeup, right now, right there.
What did your parents give you to make you study harder?
What do you want to know the most when you visit a World Wonder?
What can I find to eat around there?
How can I look high-end and cool?
Move to the Himalayas.
Why do some boys give up half-way pursuing a girl?
Why don't you display a progress bar?
Why do some people find themselves prettier after they take a shower?
The brain has water damage.